get youself scammed

oh sure bazar i thought it was going to be memorable

shit i guess not

guess what i buy the earrings

and she says oh those are perfect for your mother

no bitch im buying them for myself

heres a quick tip these vendros out there will use every scammy tactic to get you to buy

yeah i know that i know for sure but guess what i still bought it

fuck

i mean why did i even buy it

i knew since the early beginning that they are not that expensive

when she said 150 i knew instantly that it was bullshit

no way

oh but it has diamonds its rare no you stupid cunt theyre not

diamonds are insanely common

fucking dogshit was worth 50

but i only bought it because i dont want to buy online or get out again to buy them

apparently now convenience is worth 100

fuck this shit

and guess what its funny

real funny when they use the most ridiculous tactics to make you buy

like faking a phone call with the husband

oh im not sure honey when im going home it depends will i make some money

i havent sold anything

oh how are you

oh you are still living in the streets

oh i dont know how im gonna pay all this back

i know

and i fucking know for certain that i just gave triple the money to the slimiest bitch ever

i just know and from the very slight way the air exits her voice i know how rancid and shitty she is

i just decided to buy because it was the cheapest and i wanted her to stop fucking talking about

the stupid fake husband living in the streets if i dont give the triple for an earring that

is VERY FUCKING OBVIOUSLY NOT THAT expensive

i shouldve negotiated bargained but no im fucking stupid or shy or whatever maybe thats not the culture here

i should learn that

i should never take the first offer

fuck